- Peter: Alright, folks-it's Daylight's Saving's Time! You know what you must do!
- Rabbit: (sobs)
- Peter: What's up with you? You're a robot. It's not like you're gonna lose an hour of sleep;wouldn't hurt turning a stupid clock forward.
- Rabbit: (SOBS)
➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
➸ mistaken identity AU
➸ pen pals AU
➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU
➸ partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
➸ partners in dance class AU
➸ trapped on a deserted island together AU
➸ wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
➸ protester and police officer AU
➸ lab partners AU
➸ new neighbors AU
➸ one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
➸ hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
➸ bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
➸ mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
➸ private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
➸ paramedic AU
➸ runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
➸ android and human AU
➸ ghosts in love AU
➸ go to the same support group AU
➸ just keep running into each other everywhere AU
➸ orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
➸ younger siblings are best friends AU
➸ photographer and model AU
➸ writer and editor AU
➸ immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
➸ greek god and roman counterpart AU
➸ ALL OF THE AUS
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
Sorry to be asking for money, but…
I am in need of help. My cat was outside and when he came back he had a hurt tail. Though it was an abscess at first, but upon closer inspection it is broken. Some bone is poking through the skin and it is close to the base of the tail. So it will need to be amputated.
I really don’t have the amount of money I need to get this done. It’s going to cost at least $850 for everything that will need to be done to fix/amputate it. The vets around here do not do payment plans so that is not an option. They need all of the money up front at the time of service.
Please help out if you can. I really need to get this done for him. He is in pain, though he can tolerate it for now.
Please please help me get my baby fixed up and the road to recovery.
Anything you can give will be a great help. Even just reblogging this to help get it out there to people who can will help a great deal.
I can’t really offer anything in return except maybe a graphic. :c But please help out. Please signal boost!
-From Caterville: Don’t apologize for seeking help. I’ll help spread the word, and I hope everything turns out well for your cat.